Regular Movie Idea:
- Re-make Good Will Hunting inside of a Godfathers Pizza.
- Matt Damon (Will) will be played by a Toyota Tacoma.
- Robin Williams (Sean) will be played by Robin Williams but dressed as Mrs. Doubtfire.
- Minnie Driver (Skylar) will be played by a small golf club.
- Ben Affleck (Chuckie) will be played by retired 6 time Pro Bowl half-back Jerome Bettis.
- Every other character will be the same as before.
Hahaha:
Just signed my dog up for a crocheting class he will never pass.
Food for Thought:
What if Doctors were made out of grass.
Doctors who may exist, but i haven’t looked into it yet:
Dr. Terry Growthsmart - baby scientist
Dr. Ben Demon - General Practitioner
Dr. Gun Knife -exercise doctor
Dr. Fill Dentist - psychologist
Dr. Phd Grapes - nutritionist
Dr. Neil Testosteroid - illegal steroid doctor for baseball players.
Dr. Michael M. Heroin - ear, nose, and throat doctor
Dr. WR - wide receiver doctor
see also:
Dr. Alfonso Deerskin- cool ranch doritos
Dr. Larry Kleenex-Fire - unknown
Dr. Graham Indecision - heart surgeon
Dr. David Children - oncologist
Dr. Glenn Close - actress
pizza surgery strategy
this spam was uncannily apropos to co-author and compatriot’s current knee / pizza condition:
Hello. Am Paul Cole by name and am hearing impaired Okay do you have 14 inches pepperoni pizzas and how much is it per order also do you accept credit card and what’s your name,I Want to make an order for 100 large pepperoni anyone you are capable (14 inches) pizzas with Pepperoni toppings for my Mum’s B-Party and This is a pick up order so it will be pick up by 4:30pm by my private courier services on.22th of May so Can i have the total cost plus tax now.can i have your restaurant address so i can forward it to the courier that will come for the pick up of the order and I will need a little favor from you Bcuz i haven’t pay the private carrier that will be coming for the pick up of the foods and he doesn’t have access to credit cards facilities and am asking for this favor so due to my disability and i am at the hospital will undergo surgery in 6 days time..that why am asking for the favor.
Thanks
Paul Cole
Invent your own sculpture garden! heres how: Take a lawn from someone and water it vigorously with ramen noodles and smart water. wait threee weeks and there should be tomatos growing. now gather up all your neighborhood cats and glue them to a ladder and place that where you think it looks the most artistic. charge $7 weekdays, $9 on weekends
I watched this kid today try to steal money from his mom’s purse at the grocery store. Before he got his filthy fucking hands in her wallet. I yelled “Theif!” and threw my large americano in his face. After the mom realized what her kid was doing she spit on him and gave me a ride to the bank where she opened up a checking account in my honor using her son’s name.
you guys constantly tired of hearing “in this economy”? well, make your own fucking economy then. Slap a couple 16oz. ribeyes to your chest and walk around Wall street asking for a blowjob. If nothing comes of it, you still have steak and YOUR new economy
is your job as a bank teller getting old? fill your sweatshirt with live crickets and get fucking drunk as a skunk it’s fucking casual friday they’ll get over it either that or they’ll have to go to wahchovia instead.
out of beer? pARTY dying down!? crush up some lightbulbs and mix them with some orange juice and cough syrup for a new approach. swish!
also, cocaine swallowing contest.
