Soup for dogs

restaurant idea

Restaurant called the ‘truck stop’.  ‘gas pumps’ at every table that shoot your order onto your plate.  appetizers are on racks in aisles, grab what you want: jerkey, big league chew, skittles.  drinks served are gatorade, 5 hour energy, starbucks frappuccinos, rc cola.  basket of Cheetos at your table upon arrival.  showers also available for weary travelers.

Using denim instead of aluminum siding on your house.

Costume ideas for Halloween

-go as a cell phone -just a generic old nokia looking one.

-tape a bagel to your shirt and go as Bruegger’s guy

-tape bricks of cream cheese to your arms and go as Philadelphia.

- hard ass generic steel mill union worker with ‘soot’ on his/her face and/or asshole dad

shitty idea sesh

wardpt@gmail.com:  pizza pete’s

me:  pails of pizza

welcome to dead bat pizza

me:  where WE put the toppings on for YOU

wardpt@gmail.com:  long death pizzacan i take yer order

me:  really abd names for pizza parlours

corpses deep dish

government pizza place

wardpt@gmail.com:  tired guy bistro

me:  hahahahahha

wardpt@gmail.com:  tiger nuts delivery

me:  scissors pizza

me:  lolnot my son pizza and burger den

wardpt@gmail.com:  familiar tasting shoestore

me:  dick crispins glove shop

wardpt@gmail.com:  dick dickly’s calendar grave

wardpt@gmail.com:  “we bury your calendars so you can get drunk faster”

me:  TOTES

wardpt@gmail.com:  gravesite wok

me:  indian burial ground curry

wardpt@gmail.com:  mound of ground beef cultural district

me:  lyle lovett school of hair designthat was weak

wardpt@gmail.com:  ahahhjust naming things after celebs that have no involvementdale earnheart tacos

wardpt@gmail.com:  charles barkley tire and batteryronald reagan breakfast town

me:  mia Angelou banquet services wardpt@gmail.com:  ahahahahjust name an nba team “pizza hut”or “tony”

me:  courtneys pizza hut

wardpt@gmail.com:  hahahajust naming your restaurant courtneyand your children pizza hutall of them

Having your 50th wedding anniversary dinner at the Rain Forest Cafe in the Mall of America.

"Costco Sized 5 hour energy. 2 packs of 2 liters"

-nate

Naming your kid Ronathan

Photo shoot: 30 second exposure of someone taking a shit in a lightning storm. Shut your eyes and think about it

Spray on tanning and bronzing your left overs to make them look more desirable for later.