Restaurant called the ‘truck stop’. ‘gas pumps’ at every table that shoot your order onto your plate. appetizers are on racks in aisles, grab what you want: jerkey, big league chew, skittles. drinks served are gatorade, 5 hour energy, starbucks frappuccinos, rc cola. basket of Cheetos at your table upon arrival. showers also available for weary travelers.

-go as a cell phone -just a generic old nokia looking one.
-tape a bagel to your shirt and go as Bruegger’s guy
-tape bricks of cream cheese to your arms and go as Philadelphia.
- hard ass generic steel mill union worker with ‘soot’ on his/her face and/or asshole dad
wardpt@gmail.com: pizza pete’s
me: pails of pizza
welcome to dead bat pizza
me: where WE put the toppings on for YOU
wardpt@gmail.com: long death pizzacan i take yer order
me: really abd names for pizza parlours
corpses deep dish
government pizza place
wardpt@gmail.com: tired guy bistro
me: hahahahahha
wardpt@gmail.com: tiger nuts delivery
me: scissors pizza
me: lolnot my son pizza and burger den
wardpt@gmail.com: familiar tasting shoestore
me: dick crispins glove shop
wardpt@gmail.com: dick dickly’s calendar grave
wardpt@gmail.com: “we bury your calendars so you can get drunk faster”
me: TOTES
wardpt@gmail.com: gravesite wok
me: indian burial ground curry
wardpt@gmail.com: mound of ground beef cultural district
me: lyle lovett school of hair designthat was weak
wardpt@gmail.com: ahahhjust naming things after celebs that have no involvementdale earnheart tacos
wardpt@gmail.com: charles barkley tire and batteryronald reagan breakfast town
me: mia Angelou banquet services wardpt@gmail.com: ahahahahjust name an nba team “pizza hut”or “tony”
me: courtneys pizza hut
wardpt@gmail.com: hahahajust naming your restaurant courtneyand your children pizza hutall of them
-nate