LATEST HOT iPhone 5 Apps —The Best and the Biggest of 2012

The new iPhone 5 has arrived and with it some HOT 2012 new apps are landing in your pockets and in your phones and in your phones. Our editors have dug through the software piles and combed the dirt for the best finance, fun, and social apps to try out on your slick new basketball phones, and trust me it wasn’t easy!!!

Angry Shirts FREE – fun game of throwing shirts as far as you can in a beautifully rendered 3D environment. As you pass levels the shirts get larger and the levels get more and more fantasy such as Hardees, Zorn Arena, and condo. Stay out of angry closet and you can basically always throw a shirt.

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($2.99)

iReel Bass Fisherman this top-rated app from ESPN is just like being out on the lake with the boys. No rules, no jewels, just POLES and SKOALS! Phone shakes as you reel in that monster smally and makes realistic howls like a trout-bass. Practice your casting in exhibition mode, battle head-to-head against your other racists, or play a full simulation tournament against Randy Travis’ extended family on their 2-acre pond.

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($ Not Free at all)

Tip Calculator Pro – Too tired to math? This app basically goes out to eat for you, finding the latest tips and calculating them into one easy to read app that syncs with your itunes breakfast credits, Hotmail messages, and yelp 3G network- paid version uploads very megapixel dick pics from ask.com account to your favorite restaurants and lets you have all of it.

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($0.99)

Instacorn BETA – point you rphone at anything and corns appear on your screen. The more pointing you do the more corns appear, trust me.

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($1.99)

Tiger eWoods® PuttMaster Classic ­ever wonder how the pros sink putts from all over the golf grass? Now you have the keys in your hands. Peel back that backswing and let the golfing take over. Soon you will be out there on the links, stroking major putts and shaking hands with other putt-makers. Have a Buick or are a half-black?- this is definitely your app of the 2012 season.

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($1.99)

Wells Fargo Mobile App – A must have app for any business professional, it takes all your money and puts it right in the bank.

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Snake Rape HD Pro

If you thought raping snakes was as easy as raping a houseplant or a sink, think again. So many levels to pass, so many snakes basically not being as easy to rape as everybody would imagine. Rack up a high score and top the leaderboard or just have fun with it, Jennifer!

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(Free)

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Things to do with your new Father-in-law:

ever wonder about the day that you will have to hang out with your other dad? me too, but don’t sweat it man. here’s a list of things to do:

Hot bread sculpture class

Porch construction

Lean Cuisine history online tour (from your home computer)

lunch with your real dad

Holiday Inn

Reenact Saving Private Ryan

Grunting contest

Catch

Install Windows ‘98 together

Recite the latest version of Fortune Magazine to each other

Get a divorce

These are all things you could do if you have the courage to do them so go do it man come on.

Regular Movie Idea:

  • Re-make Good Will Hunting inside of a Godfathers Pizza.
  • Matt Damon (Will) will be played by a Toyota Tacoma.
  • Robin Williams (Sean) will be played by Robin Williams but dressed as Mrs. Doubtfire.
  • Minnie Driver (Skylar) will be played by a small golf club.
  • Ben Affleck (Chuckie) will be played by retired 6 time Pro Bowl half-back Jerome Bettis.
  • Every other character will be the same as before.

Hahaha:

Just signed my dog up for a crocheting class he will never pass.

Food for Thought:

What if Doctors were made out of grass.

Doctors who may exist, but i haven’t looked into it yet:

Dr. Terry Growthsmart - baby scientist

Dr. Ben Demon - General Practitioner

Dr. Gun Knife -exercise doctor

Dr. Fill Dentist - psychologist

Dr. Phd Grapes - nutritionist

Dr. Neil Testosteroid - illegal steroid doctor for baseball players.

Dr. Michael M. Heroin - ear, nose, and throat doctor

Dr. WR - wide receiver doctor

see also:

Dr. Alfonso Deerskin- cool ranch doritos

Dr. Larry Kleenex-Fire - unknown

Dr. Graham Indecision - heart surgeon

Dr. David Children - oncologist

Dr. Glenn Close - actress