Oversized foam cowboy hat with every purchase of an Apple iPad
Shitty ride idea
Imagine: a ‘virtual rollercoaster’ where you are the passenger riding in a drunk driver’s car. taking corners way too hard and riding the curb a little bit. Stopping way too early for red lights. clipping side mirrors, etc.
before and after:
sexual assault rifle HWY 53 bypass surgery
Cutting Your Losses
and moving to Marathon county to start a tiger farm/Blackberry repair service