April 2011
18 posts
Invent your own sculpture garden! heres how: Take...
Apr 30th
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I watched this kid today try to steal money from...
Apr 30th
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you guys constantly tired of hearing "in this...
Apr 30th
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is your job as a bank teller getting old? fill...
Apr 29th
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out of beer? pARTY dying down!? crush up some...
also, cocaine swallowing contest.
Apr 23rd
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Banking advicing!
Walk into your wells fargo and demand to open a joint checking account with a pile of hamsters. get ATM cards for all of them, even the dead ones. and some golf themed checks. cite the 3rd amendment repeatedly. also demand the currency be eggo waffles$$$. that should help out* call me for more hamsters waffles bank ideas *hey
Apr 21st
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Everyone's an artist!: shit-ideez for ur next...
sculpturing a deodorant raccoon. owww! crucifiction of jesus christ on your refrigerator, but really crucify someone on your refrigerator doesn’t matter who it could be your neighbor doesn’t actually have to be jesus christ huge painting of dicks pork collage, old.
Apr 12th
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you could wear a condom all the time.
Apr 12th
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Another angle: instead of conventional weapons and...
Apr 11th
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Entering your parents elderly cat in AA and/or the...
Apr 11th
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Is your quesadilla a little thin? Not enough...
Apr 11th
Having sex with your dog's kong chew toy
Apr 11th
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alphabetizing
everything in your pantry the book you own todd/dog your partial birth abortions milk almost Oprah WInfrey dust or something elser eally hard to ;unerstandings3!!
Apr 8th
chewing through the drywall
Apr 7th
roadmap to prosperity
hey man you ever feel like it’s just not gonna happen for you? well stop being like that with your thinking. couple starter ideas for you guys out there having a tough economic time. - invent an scraping device to get all that taco off the dog’s hair - don’t go to jail cuz its too expensive rt now just ask my cousin Cody he’s just got out of jail and is broke as fuck! -...
Apr 7th
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New idea for a baby:
got a new baby? here’s some good ideas about what to do for/with it: Mcdonald’s ball-pit overnight trip Volunteering at radioshack Formula made of syrup Formula one car race Hard shell tacos Astro-turf crib Reading
Apr 6th
Have you ever thought about just going outside and...
Apr 6th
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Shitty Breakfast Cereals **about to hit the...
1. Kellogs Skin Flakes 2. Honey-nut Ramadan© 3. Feed Corn + Wasps™ 4. General Mills Television Cracklin’ Bits 5. Honey-bunches of Styrofoam/Blood™ 6. Dale Earnheart Tire and Grave Cereals✓ 7. eMail Mixxy Stirrers® with Go-gurt frosters $$$$ 8. bowwls of AIR™ 9. ExpensiveEEyep☎callme 10. Internoil Ruvenue Tax Oatmeal eatign©
Apr 6th
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