roadmap to prosperity

hey man you ever feel like it’s just not gonna happen for you? well stop being like that with your thinking. couple starter ideas for you guys out there having a tough economic time.

- invent an scraping device to get all that taco off the dog’s hair

- don’t go to jail cuz its too expensive rt now just ask my cousin Cody he’s just got out of jail and is broke as fuck!

- pro baseball pitching - those guys are pulling in loot

- computers are coming up strong lately so keep typing just keep at it!

- turn in an applebees menu instead of a cover letter.

- rent your spare bedroom to a small startup company like Dominos or Best Buy and then steal it like facebook when it gets huge just say i started it in my spare bedroom and take alot of pictures of yourself wearing a shirt that says CEO for proof

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  1. shittyideasguy posted this