Walk into your wells fargo and demand to open a joint checking account with a pile of hamsters. get ATM cards for all of them, even the dead ones. and some golf themed checks. cite the 3rd amendment repeatedly.
also demand the currency be eggo waffles$$$. that should help out*
call me for more
hamsters waffles bank ideas
*hey
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