I watched this kid today try to steal money from his mom’s purse at the grocery store. Before he got his filthy fucking hands in her wallet. I yelled “Theif!” and threw my large americano in his face. After the mom realized what her kid was doing she spit on him and gave me a ride to the bank where she opened up a checking account in my honor using her son’s name.

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