Invent your own sculpture garden! heres how: Take a lawn from someone and water it vigorously with ramen noodles and smart water. wait threee weeks and there should be tomatos growing. now gather up all your neighborhood cats and glue them to a ladder and place that where you think it looks the most artistic. charge $7 weekdays, $9 on weekends - Shitty Ideas Guy

Invent your own sculpture garden! heres how: Take a lawn from someone and water it vigorously with ramen noodles and smart water. wait threee weeks and there should be tomatos growing. now gather up all your neighborhood cats and glue them to a ladder and place that where you think it looks the most artistic. charge $7 weekdays, $9 on weekends

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