pizza surgery strategy

this spam was uncannily apropos to co-author and compatriot’s current knee / pizza condition:

Hello. Am Paul Cole by name and am hearing impaired Okay do you have 14 inches pepperoni pizzas and how much is it  per order also do you accept credit card  and what’s your name,I Want to make an order for 100 large pepperoni  anyone you are capable (14 inches) pizzas with Pepperoni toppings for my Mum’s B-Party and This is a pick up order so it will be pick up by 4:30pm by my private courier services on.22th of May so Can i have the total cost plus tax now.can i have your restaurant address so i can forward it to the courier that will come for the pick up of the order and I will need a little favor from you Bcuz i haven’t pay the private carrier  that will be coming for the pick up of the foods and he doesn’t have  access to  credit cards facilities and am asking for this favor so due to my disability and i am at the hospital will undergo surgery in 6  days time..that why am asking for the favor.


Thanks
Paul Cole

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